Wooo here we meet at my humor
class again! Enough with the love thing now; I’ll leave that decision to her.
So let me introduce you to my 2nd buddy Mr. Ajari ….oohh sorry! (No
offence dude!!).
His profile’s as follows.
Name: Ajari Akash!
Address: Come on girls facebook
will help you in this!!
Mobile no. : Not necessary! (Ask
him while chatting!!)
College: Raisoni’s tapari. (G. H.
Raisoni college of engineering, Nagpur)
Site: akashpandit.blogspot.com
(Never follow this site, why? explained bellow!!)
Branch: Let’s imagine: The fictitious
ETC (They never see any electron moving, just CRO gives a line output and they
are happy with it!!!)
Personal doctor (Ohm yes he loves
to keep one!!): Previous: Dr. Mathurkar; Current: Dr. Phatak (Ayurvedic)
Unproductive membership: Golden card awarded!! Lifetime membership!!
Hushhhhh so much for visiting
him, let’s talk about his qualities. Firstly he does not have a girl friend. He
is in ETC branch (The branch is full of girls, of course Fadu beautiful!!)
still he don’t have one; Hmm but thank god that he at least likes someone
secretly, straight forward simple and decent guy. Good general knowledge; but
don’t know how to start conversation with girls; has no decision making sense.
A blogger who owns a blog and yet never posted a single article yet is followed
by three people. Achhha talking about his good qualities, it’s only first and
his last good quality rather say opportunity….He is one of my best buddies!!
(Shit my nose’s just broke!!! Awuuuu!!!)
I don’t quite remember when I met
him for the first time, not even recollect when we shared our no. but I do
recall one thing. Rather one sentence from one of my friend; “Pande aur Pandit
kabhi bhi chalte!!” now even I say this sentence. He’s kind of bhola person.
When we have our sessionals he used to sit in class beside ours….we are mechanical
students so we used to submit blank papers and stand in front of his class door
and shout at him…. “Akash don’t cheat dude….” We always caught him cheating and
asking answers to the girl sitting beside him. Then professor came to see who’s
shouting…..and we ran away!! Still he always came out of the class room with a disgruntled
look and an ire sulking of his face….. “Yaar wachun alo hoto be tari pan fail
ahe aaj!!!” (I came with preparations dude, but it didn’t worked!) And we used
to burst out laughing!!!
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| The Ajari Akash cross processed!! |
You’ll find his mortal soul
resting at different places, at different times on various couches OR beds (but
alone everywhere!!) in manifold doss themes!! One’s we were at mandar’s as usual mechies bunked the classes, so we were
passing time at mandar’s house. He came there after a while, all ETC was
attending lecture and only, the one and only he was sitting with us like he was
manumitted from the department. We were watching Discovery turbo…and after some
time herd a snoring sound; to our astonishment ……….he was found in couch in
torpid sluggish sleep!!! For doubling the adventure, manadar’s mom came from
school, and he saw it through the window, and asked us in sleep.. “are ya madam
ithe kashya” …( How can this madam be here??) and just then he realized where
he was slumbering and woke up at once!! And we again burst out laughing!!! Same
thing happened at amba’s house!!!
Now let us talk about his
decision making qualities, ahem ahem…so we are at the frozen delights..orange is
heating up! And we really need to cool down…as I entered I ordered fruit
overload Nikhil said make that 2, amba got his kaju fudge! Mandar took
something we don’t know. Chinch ordered a Sunday special…….we started licking
it off the cone….dudes I mean the ice cream!!! Yet Ajari is deciphering the
menu card as if he wants to by heart it and will write it down sequentially on
next day!! Then he came to us, saw all the cups and cones we were holding..(Of
ice creams I mean!!) and decided one till then we are finished with half our
pleasure…of eating ice cream. And here he comes with unusual multicolored scoop
in hand…looking so delicious and he’s tasting it….ayyaaak thu!!! Ayyyaak
thu…trhuuuu!! Sheeeeeeeee!!! Hopeless……runs to the counter again….bhayia ya kya
hai ( Man, what’s this??) ye to bahot purana lag ra….ye dekho kaisa dikh ra!!!
(it looks stale dude, it’s frozen like hell, and tastes like mud!!) and he
watches us from one corner of his eye………HA ha ha ha!!! Ohhh my god….HA ha ha
ha…same case happened at Amul…and even Apna bhandar!!! We took dahi, (custard);
it was delicious, after that only Akash took something else that made his nose
go crazy!! He offered it to the lady at counter she too made a hopeless face!!
And here’s the secret why he is
called Ajari, because whenever winter comes his first visit, Dr. Mathrukar!! He
actually suffers by nothing but the psychological fear of his. If he has cold
that means just a sneeze and he’s at Hospital! Got a little bit headache, again
at mathurkar, he even don’t attend unproductive’s meeting sometimes!!! Now it’s
summer so he will keep track on his body temp! And will run to Dr. Pathak now….
I mean come on dude you have crossed your 19’s not 91’s!!! He has nothing wrong
with still he’ll run to them just fill their pockets up!
Whenever we meet we discuss about
how our children will be, and only one last thing we say about our beloved
Ajari’s children….please god doesn’t bless them with their dad’s feelings…or
they will be confused who their dad is????!!!! Awuuuu shit …..meri toh waat
hai!!! (I’m gonna go absconding for some days now!!). Till then you enjoy
reading!! And please don’t visit his blog!!!
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