Here I am presenting you with my
encounter with the soul sucking death eaters at my college. Called
Invigilators!! Ohhh for those who don’t like the boy who - lived: Harry Potter,
I am just talking about those invigilators. As every child on this mighty
planet knows what the word exam means since nursery! So I too had it since I
joined the school. Till 12th we were actually serious about the
exams, and we have this exam fever and all going on…! Rushing for good pens and
our beloved cardboards, getting up very early in the morning for revision (Glad
I still remember this word!). Eating Dahi shakkar before leaving for exam and
all those stupid things we did. Buttttttttt……………
It all changed as the time line
crossed its furious limits on that day of June, and me n many others like me
were admitted to G. H. Raisoni College Of Engineering!!!!!!! It was just few
weeks we joined the college and a notice was displayed stating first sessonal
exam dates. We started preparing ourselves for the battle…….and the battle
started!! Enemies were so strong, some of them were enormous and some we
haven’t seen in our life before like E.D. (Engineering drawing)!!! At the end the
overall many soldiers like were wounded badly, I mean I failed in 2 out of 9
subjects!! OMG! Failed!!!!!!!!!!!! A
letter was sent to my parents, and they were shocked, stunned, their lad got
failed, i.e. means seriously failed!!!! Ohh man that was a blunder! But our
college arranged a camp for wounded soldieries: Remedial classes!! Our college
proposed a new plan for failed students; they arranged extra classes for us
after 5.30. Come on now who was gonna attend after 5.30 lectures….I mean who
actually attended regular college till 5.30!
After this first sessonal, we
were well acquainted with all showoffs and letters and all those meaning less
things, but still attempted every sessonal paper! I think it was second year
when I really messed up! 3rd sem, 1st sessonal , Fluid
Power paper. 9.30 am, I started writing paper buttttt was very uneasy and
unable to write ..because………………………………PET GADBAD!!!! My stomach started making
different noises ohhh grrrrruuu nnnngg….ggggrtrtrtrtinngggg!! fellow sitting
beside me saw mi with skeptic eyes in every 5 minutes. Grrrtrttrrriiinggg Ohhh
yaaaar!! At last …
Me: sir may I go out!!
Sir: No!!
Me: sir emergency! :X ( and I
showed him the victory sign!!! Though it was not at all about victory...)
Sir: Abhi ye time pe, kya yaar
tum bhi…jao!!
Me: thank u sir…
I got up from my sit, walked up
to my door with legs crossed! And then ran and rushed towards
washroom…ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hmmmmmmmmmmm
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: May I come in sir!
Sir: Yes
And then I solved further with
fully satisfied look on my face!!
This was first blunder with exam,
second big I remember from 4th semester, it was our sem exam going,
we all were sitting and waiting for our invigilator to come in our room. And
suddenly the door opened and all silence was merged in applauds, Our
invigilator was Mr. N**&%E sir! As he entered the room we were so happy,
that we can now cheat some more, but we didn’t know then that some more will be
much much more!!!!!!! He suddenly told
us two questions from the ‘short notes’ section all were rushing to their VBDs
again and then bell rang and paper started….We were writing our paper quietly
and suddenly he said
Sir: jo karna hai karlo re…….abhi
koi nahi hai..
All started asking each other,
some teleported themselves to some answer guaranteed places…he was guarding on
the door and someone came….OHhh my god!!
Again we started..
Me: be Nikhil abe ye answer
batana…jaldi bata..( hey tell me this answer..Fast man…)
Nikhil to Nikhil Khaws: be laukar
sang..!! (tell fast dude!!)
Someone to Anyone: iska answer
bata na @%$&! (Tell me this answer…!!!)
This was going on and he again
screwed me he announced my marks of earlier paper in front of everyone while
the exam was going on!! I was dumbfounded, and everyone was laughing!!! This
was second biggest blunder with exam!
Third was damn funny…this one is
so idiotic filled with hunger as if they were on hunger strike before!!! We three friends filled the CDS exam forms our
Admit cards arrived, I hurled my admit card into huge hip of books on my table
and forgot about anything called CDS!!!! Other two were like serious about the
CDS stuff! So they started preparing well….and the day arrived finally. I
wished Best luck to the two. And they went for the exam laughing!!!
The exam was of two parts, first
paper 9.00 AM to 12.00PM and then a long lasting 2 hours gap and the next
paper. Nikhil called me around 12.30PM, I asked him how his paper was and he
again went on laughing…..!!! Then they planned to get some food before they are
glued again! And where they decided to go!! You will not believe they decided
BABBU’s hotel to go for! I mean how you can think of her legs in the middle of
the exam, wait…I mean chicken’s leg you dirty mind! And there they were;
sitting at table in BABBU’s,
Waiter: kya lau sahib?
Nikhil: hmmm tanduri…..na na make
it one full Panjabi chicken!!!
Mandar: Hmm chicken biryani will
do for me!
Waiter: sir starters me kya
lau???????????????????
Nikhil & Mandar: Tangdi
Kabab!!!
The waiter gave skeptic look, are
these two really going to eat this much of Kombdis!!! And these two had a
satisfied look on their faces as if they achieved something, for which they
were craving for long time!! They were gossiping in mean time, laughing loudly,
catching every table’s attention!! People were getting their eye balls out
listening to their “Gappas” (Of-course they were filled with lot of maal
girls). In 10 minutes starters came, all of sudden it was dead silence between
two, and only sound remained was of
eating!!! After this a relaxed look!!!! Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa…..mahol tha be..!!
In next 10 minutes main course came, we call it “ghamelas” of chicken, the pots
are so large that they can fit Paneer butter masala for 10 people!!! That was
ordered for only two~!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They finished it in next 15 min. with
butter naan accompanying Punjabi chicken! And just then clock ticked!!!! It was
1.45 pm!!! They again gave a satisfied look to each other watched all the
Haddies in the dish, and again satisfied!! “Haaaa waaahhhhh kya khana hua
beeeeeeeeeee..maholllll!!!” ,Nikhil said! Mandar quoted, “Aur ek baar ana padta
yanha!!!” and the two left.
They were standing again in front
of their exam center gate. None of them had now courage to grab a pen and
answer tricky questions. They were still in love with those Punjabi legss!!!!!
Exam started, paper was handed over, mandar despite of being in love managed to
tick fair no. of answers! Nikhil, Nikhil… nikhilllllllll, abe uthna sale….(
wake up man!!) Nikhil was in dream land after every five minutes and didn’t
even had chance to see what he has ticked!!!!!!!!!!!
Exam over , alarm sounded, both
came home! First place they visited after coming home….ohh come on u all know
that…..they did AAANNNGGGGGGAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!! All the
curries, pieces they made out of pieces, legs…all were going deep down and
supplied to NMC’s waste drainage system!!!!!! Once again….haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa what
a lovely feeliinnnggggg and a outstanding smile was the only outcome their face
muscles can manage (because all other muscles were so tired!!)!!!!
But still mandar came out with
flying colors, Nikhil didn’t manage to score well but it was ok for him! And
after that we all went to BBQ again, what for?? Of course
PARTTYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!! (And u knows what happened after
that!!!...AANGAAR)))
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