Queer Fish!

Last time when we met, we were in mechanics lecture; let’s forward our story some months. College has reopened; everyone has been looted again by 60,000 for bunking classes, for those hopeless sessionals which are just for show and for those weary lectures. But this time we had new item numbers in store for us. As usual we mech-animals had 6 subjects and every other branch had 5, so we have rivalry with them, and how to show that, go to every other branch’s forum and dance like monkeys at the back! We people were famous for this act, even our seniors paid fine for breaking valuables of our nugget like auditorium. Now almost a year n half has passed but it seems like they just happened yesterday! One thing I strongly feel to mention is, as we all grew shrewd and sagacious as time passed our professor’s were embellished with moronic and feebleminded features. One milestone I remember from the 2 nd year is hilarious, our fluid power class was roll calling , I was sitting on 2 nd or...

I still remember those gruesome hours when I waited for my SEEE, AIEEE, IIT results. Actually i knew my results would be ludicrous, so I didn't  bothered about that, but my parents were so anxious to here it and their disappointment made some tears come out of eyes too! But that was for only a day!  And there I was standing flabbergasted in front of gates of great G.H.R.C.E. A city college satisfying only half meaning of the word CAMPUS (It has no grounds! but only a building!!).  I was oblivious about the fellow passengers who would be learning mechanical, electronics and etc kind of magic in this Hogwarts of Nagpur. With this new uniform I have been acquainted to some new fundas of college, first was PP - petrol partner. My dear aunt made arrangements for my pp. Nikhil Ayade. My first friend + PP in Hogwarts. In my first year I never really bothered about rules of PP relationship and he had to suffer for that. But soon everything changed as it was difficult to co...

I was there, when mom and dad taught you to walk, I eagarly waited for your first talk!! I was there at times you cried, I was there at times you laughed, even though I didn't knew this word, but when I knew I have baby sister, I was filled with pride.!!!!  I still clearly remember your first words, but don't know when you grew up to solve the surds! I watched you through that little bites you took, You amazed me when you said now 'you' can cook!! In all my sorrows and joys you were with me there, I still remember those chockelets we used to share!! Now even god asks me, who you want as your sister in next birth??? I'll say your name and will tell him to do that till he keeps sending me on this earth!!!

May be I’m cheesy, Maybe I’m cheap,          But I believe you liked me for my replies, and that was not easy!! Maybe you hate me, Maybe you think let it be, But I believe we can work it out, and we can be together if want to be!!! Maybe I’m "who r u??" for you, Maybe you never wanted this, May be for you it never started, But I believe we share something, we just haven’t yet sorted!!! Maybe you think there's nothing to end, Maybe you don't want to be my friend, But I believe it’s our destiny, which made us know each other to make a perfect blend!!! Maybe I hurt you sometimes, May be u hurt me sometimes, But I believe we laughed together at times, that’s why our friendship perfectly rhymes!!! May be my sound's not lovely for your ears, Maybe you won't even remember me after some years, Maybe we'll be strangers as nature changes its seasons, But I surely believe everything that happens, has got some reasons!! Maybe you'll abhor it and w...

May be I’m cheesy, Maybe I’m cheap,           But I believe you liked me for my replies, and that was not easy!! Maybe you hate me, Maybe you think let it be, But I believe we can work it out, and we can be together if want to be!!! Maybe I’m "who r u??" for you, Maybe you never wanted this, May be for you it never started, But I believe we share something, we just haven’t yet sorted!!! Maybe you think there's nothing to end, Maybe you don't want to be my friend, But I believe it’s our destiny, which made us know each other to make a perfect blend!!! Maybe I hurt you sometimes, May be u hurt me sometimes, But I believe we laughed together at times, that’s why our friendship perfectly rhymes!!! May be my sound's not lovely for your ears, Maybe you won't even remember me after some years, Maybe we'll be strangers as nature changes its seasons, But I surely believe everything that happens, has got some reasons!! Maybe you'll abhor it and ...

मुम्बैच्या स्टेशन वरल्या लोकांची गर्दी ,  त्या गर्दित उभी असलेली अप्लिशी व्यक्ति  जणू काही आकाशात लपलेल्या पावसात ,  चिम्ब भिज्ल्याने झालेली सर्दी. प्रत्येक जिवाला जगण्याची ताकत देणारी,  उन्हांत चालताना सवाली सारखी सोबत असणारी, काहीही झाल तरी सम्भालुन घेऊ अस आश्वासन देणारी,  अशी आहे माझ्या जिवलग मित्रांची मैत्री. आपल्या पेट्रोल पार्टनर कड़े गाड़ी कुठली ह्या पहिल्या फोनने झालेली मैत्री,  गेली चार वर्ष त्या गाडीच्या मागे बसून गुलाम्ब्याच्या पाकासार्खी घट्ट कधी झाली कल्लाच नाही . मागच्या बेन्च्वारण येणारे अम्बाचे अनोलखी आवाज रोजचेच कसे झाले उमग्लच नहीं. पांडे पंडित कभीभी चलते ! हे अम्बरीश च वाक्य रोज मी कधी म्हणायला लागलो याची कल्पनाच आली नाही. निखिल चा लास्ट बेन्च चा पार्टनर ' निखिल चिन्चामलात्पुरे ' आमच्यासाठी चिचु कधी झाला याच्याकडे लक्षच दिल नाही. बारावीत " ये बन्दा तो अजीब ही है ! " असा ओलखला जाणारा मन्दार आमच्यासाठी फौजी कसा झाला काही समज्लच नाही . या चार वर्षाच्या भरवश्यावर मी आयुष्य भर कमविल, पण अख्या आयुष्याची कमाई लावली तरीही हे असे मित...