Queer Fish!

Here I am presenting you with my encounter with the soul sucking death eaters at my college. Called Invigilators!! Ohhh for those who don’t like the boy who - lived: Harry Potter, I am just talking about those invigilators. As every child on this mighty planet knows what the word exam means since nursery! So I too had it since I joined the school. Till 12 th we were actually serious about the exams, and we have this exam fever and all going on…! Rushing for good pens and our beloved cardboards, getting up very early in the morning for revision (Glad I still remember this word!). Eating Dahi shakkar before leaving for exam and all those stupid things we did. Buttttttttt…………… It all changed as the time line crossed its furious limits on that day of June, and me n many others like me were admitted to G. H. Raisoni College Of Engineering!!!!!!! It was just few weeks we joined the college and a notice was displayed stating first sessonal exam dates. We started preparing ourselves ...

वे ग वेगळी मन, जगावेगळी नाती, तुटला विश्वास एकदा, कि होतात मन कोती... मैत्री मध्ये कधी कधी, होतात भांडण छोटी मोठी, बाहेर  खूप  चिडलो  तरीही  मानात्न  असतात खोटी, अ शी मैत्री फक्त एकदाच होते झालाच  भांडण  तर  स्वताला  सांभाळून  घेते , पुन्हा एकदा त्यांच्या सुरु होतात भेटी ... वेडे ते दोघ, त्यांना कळत नसत.. कारण या तर असतात रेशीमगाठी आ युष्यातले काही वळण तो चुकून जातो, तिचा  विचार  करयला  विसरून  जातो ती  रुसते , खूप  दुखावल्या  जाते .. तो तिला  खूप  समजावतो  पण ... पण  फुटक्या  नशिबाच वाडग  त्याच्या वाट्याला  येते! त्या ला  अजूनही  तिचीच  वाट  असते , आशेच्या  भरवशावर  तो पुन्हा एकदा घर बांधतो पण तिच्या आयुष्यातली वाट, आता त्याच्या कडे वळणार नसते, आ युष्याच्या शेवटा  पर्यंत, तो तेवढ्याच आशेन तिची वाट बघत असतो, ती तेवढ्याच ठाम पाने त्याच्या विश्वासाला नाक...

Oxford dictionary states the miracle as: an extraordinary event attributed to some supernatural agency. We human beings have a peculiar habit of adaptability. Whatever we feel, see, touch in our regular life is taken to be granted.  Our belief on science made this easy to understand and take these things as granted. I mean tell me one person who before going to bed thinks that what will happen if sun will not be rising from tomorrow! Who thinks why we feel the heat! Who thinks why we fall in love?? If we look around us, you will find many miracles happening. Sun rises in the same direction we have known and sets like everyday it does, just as we want it to. Water always flow from higher to lower side. We haven’t seen the cold yet but we do feel it in winter. You will need more than billion lives to understand these games of nature. But one thing I am very sure about is, everyone on this land do feel love in his life. Maybe it’ll be for your parents, for your friends, f...

Put your hands in the water watch the water flow put your hands in the light and watch your skin glow for once ask your heart, if you truly love me? and I will let you go!, Put your feet in this mud, feel the earth heal.. get your hands in the air.. and feel the wind blow.. for once say me the words, and I will let you go..! Put your heart in mine, and feel the love grow, take my hands in yours, and walk past the slope, for once hear my love.... and I will let you go!!! Put yourself in those mornings I dreamed of, and feel the warmth of my presence, hug me tight sometimes, and watch unfold a rose, let me live my dream, till that heartbeat goes, for once if I broke your heart, then plz let it go! Put yourself in my shoes, and only once, just once... consider my views, even then let us be foes, but for once, just once.. ask your heart to love me.... and I will let you go!!!

चुकता चुकता कधीतरी तू , चुकणे चुकवून जाशील, जाता जाता पलीकडे तू तुलाच ओळखशील, येणे जाणे सरेल तेव्हा, न भेटता हि भेटी , आनंदाच्या लहरी येऊन लहरी वर आदळती, उखाण्यातले नाव हि तेव्हा, उखानच होईल, सागरतीरी स्तब्ध जाहला लाटांचा कल्लोळ!!!!

I n the earlier part I told you about our first meet. After this my life suddenly changed,  unexpectedly love stories felt so interesting, all those problems they faced felt like mine, sleepless nights started coming, whole day I started doing nothing….all that Bollywood kind of stuff started happening with me! I was totally into her. I decided then that she’s the one, I mean come on…I just love her ( at the age of 14 these were the only things I imagined to be in love!! ). 10 th Board exams came in March, till then we met sometimes when I was there in Nagpur on Sundays but no complications, one thing was clear by then she was oblivious about me, we were so childish then! Whenever I saw her my smile was so big that u can put three Pani puries in my mouth at once! I was falling freely in the endless well called love!!! B oard exams started we were busy, and after one month we all were going to be free birds for 4 full months. I wrote my last word in last paper and handled it...

“Kyu be han han kya karra!! Kya nag hai kya re tu!”   Prof. Nakhle said. And the guy after this was named as NAGESH I mean what’s this, naming campaign!! Prof. Nakhle is the most ohh sorry was the most famous teacher, adherent, irredeemable, desperate person. Ohh girls please don’t cry here, I wrote ‘was’ as he is now not in Raisoni, He was my professor for two subjects in two different sems and god knows how we managed…at least Mandar Pingle knows it very well.!! This man who can be best portrayed as Hagrid in Harry potter but not fully but an astute and discerning Hagrid. He joined our institution in mid semester replacing that professor whom I described in EoP1 who taught IRON CARBON DIAGRAM! Nakhle sir promised so many things in so little time that it felt like you’ll pass examination just like you send request to an unknown girl on facebook, some get accepted otherwise for some days you are blocked!! He was capable of being inarticulate and sagacious at the same ...