Queer Fish!

After the exam I planned to write a lot…I planned to update my blog everyday! But then I gave it a second thought…writing is not about updating your blog, or not about writing something everyday…but writing about what you feel, letting your heart flow through the wordy ocean that keeps summoning the tsunamis of your emotions.  I went to the college recently to collect my provisional degree, of course without uniform or bag or anything which I would have cared about if had been coming to college for attending it. When I entered the gate the guard gave me a recognizing smile, I said “bhaiaa aaj clg uniform ke liye bahar khade nai karoge??” and he answered, actually stated that made me feel different…. “ Ab aap bade hogaye bhau, ab aap clg me padhne thodehi aye honge!!!” (You are a pass out now sir; you won’t be studying in the college anymore!). That made me feels something rarely different. I was in hurry so I didn’t bother to think about it long, I waved him a “ram ram” and went...

Wooooo here I am writing again, and it feels sooooooooooo good that I’m writing again!! Campus interviews, this is the stimulant part we all future engineers were dwelling to meet! Because it adds ‘tadka’ to your ‘daal’ called life! My life is alllll about food,eating but money’s also important. So with luck all the way with me…. (No doubt it took a wrong turn in 6 th semester) but still with me!! I am eligible for the campus interviews!!! First company arrived somewhere in the month of November or something…..first aptitude test more kinda of luck test……weather your aptitude is good or worst, weather you solve questions logically or illogically, it doesn’t matter  because you can never predict judging criteria…besides this we all have large group of friends…who know nothing ..But can predict many results at time….Any way...I didn’t clear that apti!!!  Then a large truck named TCS (no offence to those who are placed in TCS!!) came. We had to register online….Sale kya g...

Hello friends, thank you for your support to my blog QUEER FISH! Inspired by you all and my unproductive group, I am starting a new series FRIENDS EXPRESS (Fueled and wheeled by brotherhood!). This series will be redefining my friends’ personalities and them from my point of view in this first season. You will enjoy reading my experiments with them and they are not of truth certainly! Best part of the series they don’t know they are the actors and I am the director. So work with me and enjoy reading…Thank you again for your support readers!! 

Here I am presenting you with my encounter with the soul sucking death eaters at my college. Called Invigilators!! Ohhh for those who don’t like the boy who - lived: Harry Potter, I am just talking about those invigilators. As every child on this mighty planet knows what the word exam means since nursery! So I too had it since I joined the school. Till 12 th we were actually serious about the exams, and we have this exam fever and all going on…! Rushing for good pens and our beloved cardboards, getting up very early in the morning for revision (Glad I still remember this word!). Eating Dahi shakkar before leaving for exam and all those stupid things we did. Buttttttttt…………… It all changed as the time line crossed its furious limits on that day of June, and me n many others like me were admitted to G. H. Raisoni College Of Engineering!!!!!!! It was just few weeks we joined the college and a notice was displayed stating first sessonal exam dates. We started preparing ourselves ...

“Kyu be han han kya karra!! Kya nag hai kya re tu!”   Prof. Nakhle said. And the guy after this was named as NAGESH I mean what’s this, naming campaign!! Prof. Nakhle is the most ohh sorry was the most famous teacher, adherent, irredeemable, desperate person. Ohh girls please don’t cry here, I wrote ‘was’ as he is now not in Raisoni, He was my professor for two subjects in two different sems and god knows how we managed…at least Mandar Pingle knows it very well.!! This man who can be best portrayed as Hagrid in Harry potter but not fully but an astute and discerning Hagrid. He joined our institution in mid semester replacing that professor whom I described in EoP1 who taught IRON CARBON DIAGRAM! Nakhle sir promised so many things in so little time that it felt like you’ll pass examination just like you send request to an unknown girl on facebook, some get accepted otherwise for some days you are blocked!! He was capable of being inarticulate and sagacious at the same ...

Last time when we met, we were in mechanics lecture; let’s forward our story some months. College has reopened; everyone has been looted again by 60,000 for bunking classes, for those hopeless sessionals which are just for show and for those weary lectures. But this time we had new item numbers in store for us. As usual we mech-animals had 6 subjects and every other branch had 5, so we have rivalry with them, and how to show that, go to every other branch’s forum and dance like monkeys at the back! We people were famous for this act, even our seniors paid fine for breaking valuables of our nugget like auditorium. Now almost a year n half has passed but it seems like they just happened yesterday! One thing I strongly feel to mention is, as we all grew shrewd and sagacious as time passed our professor’s were embellished with moronic and feebleminded features. One milestone I remember from the 2 nd year is hilarious, our fluid power class was roll calling , I was sitting on 2 nd or...

I still remember those gruesome hours when I waited for my SEEE, AIEEE, IIT results. Actually i knew my results would be ludicrous, so I didn't  bothered about that, but my parents were so anxious to here it and their disappointment made some tears come out of eyes too! But that was for only a day!  And there I was standing flabbergasted in front of gates of great G.H.R.C.E. A city college satisfying only half meaning of the word CAMPUS (It has no grounds! but only a building!!).  I was oblivious about the fellow passengers who would be learning mechanical, electronics and etc kind of magic in this Hogwarts of Nagpur. With this new uniform I have been acquainted to some new fundas of college, first was PP - petrol partner. My dear aunt made arrangements for my pp. Nikhil Ayade. My first friend + PP in Hogwarts. In my first year I never really bothered about rules of PP relationship and he had to suffer for that. But soon everything changed as it was difficult to co...

May be I’m cheesy, Maybe I’m cheap,          But I believe you liked me for my replies, and that was not easy!! Maybe you hate me, Maybe you think let it be, But I believe we can work it out, and we can be together if want to be!!! Maybe I’m "who r u??" for you, Maybe you never wanted this, May be for you it never started, But I believe we share something, we just haven’t yet sorted!!! Maybe you think there's nothing to end, Maybe you don't want to be my friend, But I believe it’s our destiny, which made us know each other to make a perfect blend!!! Maybe I hurt you sometimes, May be u hurt me sometimes, But I believe we laughed together at times, that’s why our friendship perfectly rhymes!!! May be my sound's not lovely for your ears, Maybe you won't even remember me after some years, Maybe we'll be strangers as nature changes its seasons, But I surely believe everything that happens, has got some reasons!! Maybe you'll abhor it and w...

May be I’m cheesy, Maybe I’m cheap,           But I believe you liked me for my replies, and that was not easy!! Maybe you hate me, Maybe you think let it be, But I believe we can work it out, and we can be together if want to be!!! Maybe I’m "who r u??" for you, Maybe you never wanted this, May be for you it never started, But I believe we share something, we just haven’t yet sorted!!! Maybe you think there's nothing to end, Maybe you don't want to be my friend, But I believe it’s our destiny, which made us know each other to make a perfect blend!!! Maybe I hurt you sometimes, May be u hurt me sometimes, But I believe we laughed together at times, that’s why our friendship perfectly rhymes!!! May be my sound's not lovely for your ears, Maybe you won't even remember me after some years, Maybe we'll be strangers as nature changes its seasons, But I surely believe everything that happens, has got some reasons!! Maybe you'll abhor it and ...

मुम्बैच्या स्टेशन वरल्या लोकांची गर्दी ,  त्या गर्दित उभी असलेली अप्लिशी व्यक्ति  जणू काही आकाशात लपलेल्या पावसात ,  चिम्ब भिज्ल्याने झालेली सर्दी. प्रत्येक जिवाला जगण्याची ताकत देणारी,  उन्हांत चालताना सवाली सारखी सोबत असणारी, काहीही झाल तरी सम्भालुन घेऊ अस आश्वासन देणारी,  अशी आहे माझ्या जिवलग मित्रांची मैत्री. आपल्या पेट्रोल पार्टनर कड़े गाड़ी कुठली ह्या पहिल्या फोनने झालेली मैत्री,  गेली चार वर्ष त्या गाडीच्या मागे बसून गुलाम्ब्याच्या पाकासार्खी घट्ट कधी झाली कल्लाच नाही . मागच्या बेन्च्वारण येणारे अम्बाचे अनोलखी आवाज रोजचेच कसे झाले उमग्लच नहीं. पांडे पंडित कभीभी चलते ! हे अम्बरीश च वाक्य रोज मी कधी म्हणायला लागलो याची कल्पनाच आली नाही. निखिल चा लास्ट बेन्च चा पार्टनर ' निखिल चिन्चामलात्पुरे ' आमच्यासाठी चिचु कधी झाला याच्याकडे लक्षच दिल नाही. बारावीत " ये बन्दा तो अजीब ही है ! " असा ओलखला जाणारा मन्दार आमच्यासाठी फौजी कसा झाला काही समज्लच नाही . या चार वर्षाच्या भरवश्यावर मी आयुष्य भर कमविल, पण अख्या आयुष्याची कमाई लावली तरीही हे असे मित...